Monday, November 26, 2012

generic review post #1

PLAYLIST:

Sleater-Kinney - Call The Doctor

Sleater-Kinney can do no wrong.  They made a few better records than this one, but Call The Doctor is still excellent.  The whole riot-grrrl tie-in never made sense to me--they're women who are very proud of being women, but they're hardly Bikini Kill.  It's just rock 'n' roll with a feminist edge.  (4 stars)


Clinic - Do It!

There's nothing particularly wrong with this album.  Clinic is a fine band, with their whole retro-synth-fueled-psych-pop and what-not.  There are a couple songs I enjoyed.  At another time, when I wasn't analyzing everything I listened to, this would've passed by without concern.  But I just don't think I'll want to listen to it ever again.  (3 stars)


Misfits - Walk Among Us

Not quite the classic it's made out to be, but still one of the better punk albums ever made, and certainly the pinnacle of "horror punk," whatever that is.  The album is catchy from beginning to end, and Danzig's bellowed hooks are downright infectious.  They put up a tough image, but these guys weren't nearly as scary as the cramps.  This is pop.  (4.5 stars)


Royal Trux - Radio Video

I fully admit to knowing this EP because of High Fidelity, and though it's easy to turn your nose up at the reference, "Inside Game" is by far the best track here.  It's arguably the best track Royal Trux ever made.  The rest is standard RTX madness, only filtered through an odd dub sound that I wish they had held onto a little more.  (4 stars)


The Gun Club - The Las Vegas Story

It took me a long time to listen to anything Gun Club did past Fire of Love.  It's still their best album, to be sure, but once Jefferey Lee Pierce dropped the punk overtones and dedicated himself to the barbed wire blues in his soul, the band took a turn that I wasn't quite prepared for.  This is miles away from "Sex Beat," but no less riveting.  It doesn't rock nearly as hard, but in the end, that's just fine.  (3.5 stars)


The Lemonheads - Car Button Cloth

There's only one good song on this album, and it was co-written by Eugene Kelly of the Vaselines.  That tells you about all you need to know.  (2.5 stars)


AC/DC - Highway To Hell

Nobody rocked like AC/DC.  Nobody.  Hell, even Albini digs 'em.  They're a hard band to refuse.  Highway To Hell is classic Bon Scott material, but the band would definitely do better than this.  The material is solid throughout, but the only real classic on here is "Highway To Hell."  (4 stars)


The Beach Boys - Smiley Smile

I love a good psych-influenced record, but true 60s psychedelia just pisses me off 99% of the time.  I'm sure it sounded revolutionary on LSD, but most of those albums aged horribly, and just sound like a bunch of people tripping and making strange sounds for their own amusement.  In the wake of Brian Wilson's failure to produce Smile, that is exactly what Smiley Smile sounds like--the Beach Boys holed up in Brian's house, making ridiculous songs in the vague sketch of the would-be opus, just to put out an album.  It's worthless crap.  Except for "Good Vibrations," of course--possibly the greatest pop song of all-time, and the only real fleshed-out studio effort here besides "Heroes and Villains" (which is okay).  (2.5 stars)

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DELETIONS:

- Les Savy Fav - Inches.  I used to love this band a lot in college.  Now, not so much.  I'm tempted to clear the band out altogether, but there's a chance this comp just isn't on par with their other stuff.

- Clinic - Do It!.  See above.

- The Beach Boys - Smiley Smile.  See above.

- The Murder City Devils.  They actually came up from my list, but I realized I really don't like them all that much.  College remnant.

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ADDITIONS:

- Reptile House (#665).  Baltimore art-punk from the 80s, lead to the creation of Lungfish.  Added I Stumble As The Crow Flies.

- Boredoms (#111).  Added Wow 2.

- Out Hud (#599).  Band that formed a good chunk of !!!.  Added S.T.R.E.E.T.D.A.D. and Let Us Never Speak Of It Again.

- Bauhaus (#69).  Goth rock gods.  Added In The Flat Field and Mask.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

hi we're the mountain goats.

The Mountain Goats are my favorite band, by any measure.  It's not even close.

While John Darnielle's cassettes and studio albums are delightful in themselves, the only real way to take in the Mountain Goats is through live recordings, of which I have plenty.  Around 80 shows, by my count.

It's the only real way to experience the band.  Darnielle's studio work creates the blueprint for his live performances.  He'll draw out emotion in the live performance of a track that you couldn't even begin to see in the recorded version.  Albums like Sweden are great examples of this--sub-par as a cassette, but immaculate when performed live.

Darnielle and company have a knack for never performing the same song twice.  Granted, this works better with some songs than others (I'll take "The Sign" over "Dance Music" any day), but it always remains true.  No matter how many different live versions of a song I have, each one remains a unique experience.  Not only is no Mountain Goats show the same, no performance of a Mountain Goats song is the same either.

It's obviously more difficult to write about a live performance than it is an album--or at the very least, writing about it is a different task altogether.  I'll try to set a template here, but I imagine I'll focus more on setlist, audio quality, stage banter, and other elements, in order to differentiate it from other live shows, as opposed to other albums.  I think those differences should be rather obvious.

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PLAYLIST:

The Black Crowes - The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion

I've already explained my love for the Black Crowes, which I still stand by.  Southern Harmony, I think, is a much easier album to defend than most of the others--save for Shake Your Money Maker, which is a stone-cold classic.  This album just straight-out rocks, and songs like "Thorn In My Pride" and "Sometimes Salvation" are among the band's best.  As always, I'm hindered somewhat by the fact that this is exceptionally unoriginal music.  But they wear their bluesy influences proudly, and the result is thoroughly entertaining.  (3.5 stars)


999 - Separates

999 is a punk band in the loosest possible sense.  Apparently, if you started a rock band from 1976-1978, you were instantly deemed "punk," no matter what you did after your one youthful debut, which probably wasn't even that punk.  Separates is a superb new wave album, sporting a single, "Homicide," that rightly charted in the Top 40.  The only problem is, the rest of the album is basically a rehash of that single.  Which you can hardly blame the band for--it's a damn good song.  (4 stars)


The Mountain Goats - Live: 2003/09/27 - Mercury, Austin TX

2003 was a great year to be in the Mountain Goats.  A year earlier, they had released two superb albums, All Hail West Texas and Tallhassee, closing off the boombox era and starting a string of fantastic studio efforts, both to huge critical acclaim.  The setlist rightly reflects this fact, loaded with hits like "Jenny," "No Children," and the immortal "The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton," songs that had yet to reach the level of fervor held by the fanbase today, but were nonetheless sung out with remarkable zeal.  John littered a few rarities in the mix as well, including All Hail-outtake "Waco" (one of only three versions I own), and the drunken ode "You're In Maya."  Speaking of drunken, John is rather sauced throughout the set.  Par for the course for 2003 shows, however, and not a particularly drunken one, but still entertaining to listen to throughout.  Peter joins him halfway through the set, and together their boozy crowd interactions are simply delightful.  The encore combination of "Cubs In Five" (hot off the Cubs clinching the pennant), "Terror Song" (one of my favorite versions ever), and a booming "Death Metal Band" is phenomenal, topped off with a rendition of "2/3rd Jim's Head" by the Baptist Generals, one of my favorite Goats openers by a mile.  Solid, solid show.  (4 stars)


Sunny Day Real Estate - LP2

Sunny Day Real Estate originally struck me as a band that was monumentally overrated, the kind of band that was constantly thrown out there along with the phrase "life-changing" or the cringe-worthy sentence "Music saved me life."  I thought they were just fine, listened to "Red Elephant" a hell of a lot, and life went on.  But as I get older, I find myself listening to Diary and LP2 more and more, and enjoying them more and more, when the exact opposite is supposed to happen.  You're supposed to get older and look back at your emo phase and cringe.  Somehow, I'm listening to it now more than I did when I was 18, and I see no reason to cringe at all.  Wonder what that says about the state of my life.  (4 stars)


Owen - No Good For No One Now

I'm not a fan of the Kinsella brothers.  I think Cap'n Jazz is okay, I hate American Football, and can't even get through a Joan of Arc or Owls album.  This is the only Owen album I can tolerate, because I am an absolute sucker for gratuitous melancholy.  And boy does this album have a lot of that.  (3.5 stars)


Beach House - Bloom  (First listen)

Beach House is commonly pigeonholed into the "dream pop" genre, which, if it actually exists in any real sense, probably suits them perfectly.  Much like a dream, I find myself getting to the end of Beach House albums wondering what the hell I just experienced.  It's not bad music by any stretch, and anyone who says so is just trying too hard.  But so too is anyone who says they love Beach House.  (3.5 stars)


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CHANGES:

- For some reason, "The Hours" on Bloom was missing the last thirty seconds.  Re-downloaded it.

- For another reason, my download of Where You Want To Be contained four tracks listed at #1.  One of the strangest errors I've come across so far.

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DELETIONS:

- The Compulsive Gamblers - Bluff City.  The Compulsive Gamblers are the poor man's Oblivians.  Deleted Crystal Gazing Luck Amazing as well.

- MC5 - Back In The USA.  Kick Out The Jams gets all the praise it rightly deserves, but for some reason this album gets praised as well.  It's a bunch of crappy R&B covers delivered with less force and persuasion than the originals.  Completely unessential.

- Boogie Down Productions.  I never liked KRS-One, and the Golden Age production is a turn-off.  No idea how this lasted this long.

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ADDITIONS:

- Lightning Bolt (#488).  Added new-ish album, Oblivion Hunter.

- Blacktop (#99).  Added re-issue tracks from I Got A Baaad Feelin' About This.

- Art Brut (#38).  Added Art Brut Vs. Satan and Brilliant! Tragic!.

- Squirrel Bait (#760).  Added Squirrel Bait.

- Ludacris (#501).  Picked out the singles I liked from his discography.  How does this man not have a greatest hits album?

- Trash Talk (#815).  Added Trash Talk, 119, and Eyes & Nines.

Friday, November 23, 2012

to enjoy music, or to critique it.

Since I started this little endeavor I've been cataloging my reviews on Rate Your Music (http://rateyourmusic.com/~mattgee725).  Only the ratings so far--not sure if I want to add the reviews or not.  Most of these are really comments on their place in my library, or in my life, and don't always add up to real reviews of the album itself.

What I've realized so far is that I really like most of my music.  Which is hardly surprising, given how long I've been working on my library, but to see my ratings visualized with such a small amount of poor reviews is a little jarring.

Granted, I've only put up 58 ratings, but it's still pretty telling:


I'm listening to music I enjoy.  Which isn't strange in itself, but within the world of RYM, it's downright bizarre.  The site seems to be populated almost solely by people who rate music just to disparage it, or who keep up a Scaruffi view on rating music--that there is no such thing as a perfect or 5-star album.  (I disagree--to me, 5-stars indicates a "classic" album, but that doesn't mean they're perfect.)

I'm interested to see if this changes as I listen to more music.  Only time will tell.

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PLAYLIST:

Louis XIV - Louis XIV

There's not much to "get" with these guys.  They may be the purest depiction of cock rock ever.  Most of the time, they're literally playing songs about their cocks.  Which is fine, and downright fun if you approach it the right way.  There are couple winners on their debut ("It's The Girl That Makes Him Sad," "God Killed The Queen"), but they wouldn't reach their peak until The Best Little Secrets Are Kept--after which, they would promptly drop off the face of the Earth.  I don't know anybody who listened to Slick Dogs and Ponies and didn't regret it.  I skipped it altogether.  (3.5 stars)


Social Distortion - Social Distortion

My musical education in high school came almost solely from HFS, the Baltimore-area radio station that billed themselves as "the true alternative."  Their playlist consisted of 80s and 90s college rock, some indie, and of course the vaunted "alternative," coupled with whatever new bands they were hyping at the time.  Social Distortion was always on their rotation, mainly "Ball and Chain" and "Story of My Life," to the point that it's hard to approach them as real songs and not part of the soundtrack to my adolescence.  "Story of My Life" is a bit grating, but I still think "Ball and Chain" is a solid tune.  The rest of Social Distortion is solid, catchy rock 'n roll in that strange 90s alt-nostalgia sense, with quite a few great songs along the way.  (4 stars)


The Mummies - Never Been Caught

I fucking love the Mummies.  There are very, very few garage rock revival bands that don't completely suck, and the Mummies are probably the best of that bunch.  They're impossible not to love.  They're everything that made garage rock great, infused with an attitude and energy level that even the best bands of the era lacked.  Never Been Caught is another batch of sleazy garage rock hits in a career that was nothing but.  (4 stars)


Misfits - Static Age

I'm a Misfits purist, so anything that isn't fronted by Danzig isn't really the Misfits.  Static Age is among the earliest Misfits material, before Danzig pointed the group toward the horror punk style they were known for, and the result doesn't sound all that much like a Misfits album.  Danzig is there in all his glory, but the hooks from Walk Among Us are almost non-existent, and the songs themselves take on a much more rough-edged, punk style that the first couple Misfits albums really lacked.  I still prefer the campy shout-along choruses of Walk Among Us, but there's no denying that Static Age is still a classic punk record.  (4 stars)


James Brown - 20 All Time Greatest Hits

James Brown is gratuitously funky.  This album is so goddamn funky that you almost need to stop it halfway and take a breather from all the goddamn funk.  Unlike the spacey techno-funk of George Clinton, James Brown was funky on a fucking primal level.  You felt his funk in your goddamn bones.  His songs had riffs that were implanted in your goddamn DNA, just waiting to be awakened by his shamanic front-man antics.  Fucking essential.  (5 stars)


To Kill A Petty Bourgeoisie - The Patron

I should like this more than I do.  It's noise-pop, literally--dreamy vocals over analog noise not terribly far off from Masonna or C.C.C.C.  It never gets too intense, but it never gets too catchy either.  It floats in that musical netherworld between "pleasant" and "enjoyable."  It's a formula that works, and you won't regret listening to it...but it won't knock your socks off either.  (3.5 stars)

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(I'm on vacation, far away from my external drive, so no library changes today.  Happy Thanksgiving!)

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

the physical divide.

Today at work, I tried to listen to an album on my iPod--The Best From Buddah [sic].  

I came across this album on a series of random whims.  I happened to be listening to the Shadows of Knight one day.  I happened to look at their discography, and somehow noted that they released a single called "Shake" on an album called The Best From Buddah.

I can only imagine they released a hell of a lot of singles, so I have no idea how this stuck in my mind.  What I do know is that I happened to find that very record on eBay for a few bucks (back when I did little at work but blow my paychecks on records).  I couldn't find a digital copy of it, so I used my fancy USB turntable to make what I thought was an adequate rip to mp3.

I've only listened to the record a few times.  To my surprise, it was a compilation of bubblegum pop bands, with a very strange, but catchy, contribution from the Shadows of Knight (though I highly doubt it was the same line-up from the Gloria days).  I listened to the album once at work, but barely paid attention to it.  I think it was a registration day.

Today, however, I did pay attention to it, and it looks like my first attempt at ripping vinyl was a failure.  It sounds like I had it playing back in mono, somehow, so I have to redo it at some point.

Or do I?

The Best From Buddah is clearly an album that was meant to be listened to on vinyl.  Just like my Pebbles and Nuggets comps.  It's gritty analog music that doesn't translate particularly well to digital.  I adore Pebbles and Nuggets, however, and couldn't imagine not having them on my iPod at all times.

But this album?  Not so much.

Which begs the question--where do I draw the line between my digital library and my physical collection?  Do I necessarily need a digital copy of every record I own?  Are some records just too tied to the medium to be reduced to mp3's?

I'm not quite sure what the answers are yet.  For now, I'm going to delete my shitty rip, listen to the record a few times to see how much I like it, and see if I really need it in my library.  The same goes for a couple other records I don't have mp3's of--16 Bitch Pile-Up - The Hairless Whisper; Garage Zone Volume 3; and a handful of splits and 7"s.  

It's a weird divide I never really considered until today.  But I'm gonna have to address it eventually.

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PLAYLIST:

U2 - Pop

Everyone has a band they loved beyond reason as a kid, and everyone has albums by that band that they refuse to let go of.  U2 is that band, Pop is that album.  1997 was probably the height of my U2 obsession, and even though everyone told me that it was shit, I still played that CD relentlessly.  I still stand by the fact that it's not a dreadful album, but at this point I have to admit that it's not a good one either.  (3 stars)


Aphex Twin - Girl/Boy [EP]

One of the more solid EPs from Aphex Twin.  I'm absolute shit with electronic genres, but I know this EP came from Richard D. James Album, which was...jungle?  Drum 'n' bass?  I don't know.  It's fast and melodic and excellent.  Worthwhile if only for the demented "Milkman."  (4 stars)


The Flaming Lips - Transmissions From The Satellite Heart

This album was the moment when the Flaming Lips started to let go of their midwest eccentricities and start writing great pop songs.  It pales in comparison to the albums that were still to come, but it's still an undeniably class Flaming Lips album.  I still don't understand why "She Don't Use Jelly" got played on the radio--just like I still don't understand why I still find it so goddamn catchy.  (4 stars)


Mark Sultan - $

Mark Sultan suffered the same drop-off in quality as King Khan did after they broke up--they were never as good solo as they were together.  But while King Khan's solo stuff is terrible, overblown bullshit, Sultan can still write a solid tune or two.  The production on this album suffers from...well, the production, and you can't help but miss the analog whine of the King Khan & BBQ records.  This was in definite danger of getting cut, but a handful of solid tracks make it worth keeping.  Can't say the same for most of King Khan's shit.  (3 stars)


Broadcast and the Focus Group - Broadcast and the Focus Group Investigate Witch Cults of the Radio Age

This is by far Broadcast's most avante-garde release, which is saying something, considering they didn't exactly write pop songs.  The United States Of America influence is still pervasive, mainly in the dreamy vocal melodies of Trish Keenan, but otherwise this isn't your average Broadcast album.  The dark, driving percussion that fueled albums like Haha Sound are almost completely absent here, replaced instead by the odd, psychedelic ambient sounds of the Focus Group.  The result is oddly compelling, resulting in an offbalance listen that stands out well among some of Broadcast's more straight-forward releases.  (4 stars)


Eric's Trip - Forever Again

I love Eric's Trip unconditionally.  I love everything they've ever put out.  Even their shitty records.  And Forever Again is one of their shitty records.  Their dreamy lo-fi landscape is as rich as ever, but the songwriting just isn't there.  "My Chest Is Empty" is a personal favorite, but listening to his album just makes me Love Tara even more.  (3.5 stars)


My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

Gun to my head, right this second, this my favorite album of all-time.  It's a perennial top-five contender, but today, this is the one.  It took me probably 5-6 listens to really "get" Loveless--before then, I was just entranced by the pretty guitar noise, unaware that incredible pop songs lurked just beneath the surface.  But then one night in 2008, sitting alone in my room, drunk and depressed, spilling my soul recklessly and poorly onto a Word document, "When You Sleep" kicked in, and the vocal melodies brought me to tears.  It's only grown on me since that moment.  (5 stars)


The National - Boxer

I prefer Alligator, which apparently makes me an indie-rock contrarian.  (Apparently fucking High Violet is the more popular choice these days.)  But I stand by my opinion.  Alligator has the better songs, and Boxer just dissolves into lush, pretty nothingness after a while.  Which isn't to say it doesn't have it's merits, and is certainly worth keeping around.  It's just not as good as the hype demands it to be.  (3.5 stars)


The Cure - Boys Don't Cry

The Cure were one of the original post-punk bands, but that tag never really sat right with me beyond this album.  As poppy as the title track is, there's some definite lingering punk influence to the rest of this album.  Hearing Smith's borderline punk sneer on "Plastic Passion" is hilarious.  This album finds the Cure at the beginning of a string of incredible albums, but their roots seemingly disappeared on subsequent releases.  Still, this somewhat harsher sound suits them well.  (4.5 stars)


Jackie Greene - Sweet Somewhere Bound

I can't stand any other Jackie Greene album I've listened to, but I have a definite soft spot for this one.  "Honey I've Been Thinking About You" is an all-time favorite, and the rest of the album is enjoyable catchy Americana in the same vibe.  His influences are a little too obvious at times, and no one would exactly call this groundbreaking, but it's good to have some easy listening every once in a while.  (3.5 stars)


The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream

I want to hate Billy Corgan.  Wait, scratch that.  I do hate Billy Corgan.  What I want to hate is his music.  Nobody wants to support the music of a total asshole.  That just doesn't feel good.  But Billy Corgan put out a string of albums with the Smashing Pumpkins that were impossible to hate.  Siamese Dream is excellent on a seemingly carefree level, especially compared to the palpable neurosis on Melon Collie.  Riff follows riff, hook follows hook, and the result is one of the better rock albums to come out of the 90s.  (4.5 stars)


The Gories - Outta Here

The Gories are a solid band, but they're overrated as fuck.  Their influence was far greater than their actual music.  Mick Collins went on to make exponentially better music.  But for what it is, it's pretty excellent.  It's hard to think music more utterly primal than the Gories.  They ride an absolutely relentless Bo Diddley stomp and layer it with a twisted punk boogie rock fueled by sheer classic rock 'n' roll incompetence.  "48 Hours" is my favorite song of all-time (most days), and has my vote for rawest rock song ever recorded.  (4 stars)


New York Dolls - New York Dolls

If you read any semi-decent account of the origins of punk, you will come across a wide variety of musicians and music people describing the wasteland that was the early 70s, and you will hear them cite the same handful of bands as sweet, delicious oases in that endless desert of prog rock pretension and droning M.O.R. bullshit that enveloped them: the Stooges, Roxy Music, and the New York Dolls.   They helped create punk, and the almost certainly created glam rock.  But mostly they just fucking rocked.  Nobody ripped off Chuck Berry any better, and certainly nobody did it with more attitude.  "When I say I'm in love you best believe I'm in love L-U-V."  (5 stars)


Cobson - Cobson

I was assigned this band during my brief time writing for an online magazine in Baltimore.  I'm sure my write-up was terrible, and I didn't say any of the things I meant to say.  I'd like to take this opportunity to coin the genre "iPod rock," something that would've been relevant back when there were still iPod commercials.  Basically, this is music you could see some silhouettes dancing to in front of a neon background.  It's indie pop, yeah, but loud and semi-aggressive and with distinct personality.  I still say "I Won't Let You Go" needs to be in one of those damn commercials.  (3.5 stars)
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CHANGES:

- My copy of Where You Want To Be was completely fucked up, so I re-downloaded it.  If only I could find the CD I had once upon an angsty time...

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DELETIONS:

- U2 - Pop.  This breaks my heart.  But I just couldn't justify it any longer.  It's not a very good album.

- Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Let Love In.  Nick Cave was always an impenetrable force in my library, but I just could not fucking stand this album, just two tracks in.  So this could be interesting.  I know I don't hate Nick Cave, certainly not enough to delete him altogether, but I can now see my Bad Seeds collection being whittled down considerably.

- The Best From Buddah.  See above.

- The Distractions - Nobody's Perfect.  Too much new wave, not enough post-punk.

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ADDITIONS:

- Boys Life (#123).  Midwest emo.  Added Boys Life, Departures & Landfalls, and a split with Christie Front Drive.

Friday, November 16, 2012

life's too short.

I'm really, really glad I decided to do this.

I'm realizing now that, despite years of actively vetting the music in my my library, I never seriously sat down and critiqued the music I listened to.  It would come down to "Do I really want this in my library," and too often I gave a nonchalant "Sure, why not."

Case in point: Green River.  A band with an astounding pedigree, leading directly to Pearl Jam and Mudhoney.  Nobody's going to dispute their influence.  But the band itself really isn't that good.  I love Mark Arm, and I think Stone Gossard's a solid guitarist.  Yet those two sounds combined just doesn't work, at all.

Somehow, I've had this band in my library for years.  I have three albums by them that I've listened to multiple times, and they somehow kept making the cut.  But today, when I sat down and really considered whether I wanted Rehab Doll in my library, the answer was a resounding no.

The whole point of this exercise is to eliminate bands like Green River, those "eh" bands that I could take or leave.  If I can't defend it, it's gone.  Life's too short to waste on music like that.

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PLAYLIST:

The Stooges - The Stooges

The Stooges are one of the few bands where the "proto-punk" tag actually applies.  These guys changed everything, and they still don't get enough credit for it.  It's astounding how many times I see first-wave punk guys talk about being into Roxy Music, the Stooges, and not a whole lot else.  Music like that just didn't exist in the early 70s.  And there was definitely no one else like the Stooges.  The scary thing is, they were largely neutered in-studio until Raw Power.  John Cale took a heavy-handed production approach with their debut, most notably in the drawn-out, absurd "We Will Fall," complete with a goddamn viola solo.  This was a band that mic'd household appliances onstage during their early shows, just for the sake of creating noise.  There are plenty of amazing songs to be had--"1969," "I Wanna Be Your Dog," "No Fun"--but the best was still to come for the Stooges.  (4.5 stars)


Boss Hog - Whiteout

As absurd as my Jon Spencer worship is, it's still not strong enough to like this album.  Early Boss Hog albums are raw as fuck, somewhere between Pussy Galore and the Blues Explosion, controlled chaos that rivals some of Spencer's work.  But this is clearly Christina's shot at the mainstream, and the result is pretty embarrassing.  Spencer tries to salvage what he can, but this is just too tame to warrant any attention at all, let alone the MTV fame they were aiming for.  (1.5 stars)


Green River - Rehab Doll

See above.  I love Mark Arm, but it's hard to listen to him without that Mudhoney sludge.  (2 stars)


Sentridoh - Free Sentridoh: Songs From Loobiecore

I came to the conclusion last night, halfway through Sebadoh's Freed Man, that I love shitty music.  If you sound like you can barely play your guitar, or you don't care if your 8-track is even on, or if you're just making noise for the sake of listening to it played back at absurd volumes, I'm gonna dig your music.  This is far from Lou's noisier ventures, but it still has that lo-fi shittiness that I need like a fix.  There are good songs to be had, but nothing that compares to even his weakest Sebadoh tracks.  (3.5 stars)


The Dirtbombs - Ultraglide In Black

The Dirtbombs are probably my least favorite Mick Collins band (Blacktop > Gories > Screws > Voltaire Brothers > Dirtbombs), but this album is undeniably a stone-cold classic.  Maybe it's the source material, maybe it was the lineup at the time, but this rocks exponentially harder than anything else the Dirtbombs have put out.  Mick makes each song his own, making it less of a covers album and more of the tribute to his roots he intended it to be.  I'll still take I've Got A Bad Feelin' About This any day, but this is an album that's impossible not to love.  (4.5 stars)


The Jesus & Mary Chain - The Power Of Negative Thinking

Let's get this out of the way now--the Chain only made one great album, and that's Psychocandy.  Plain and simple.  Badlands is fine, Honey's Dead is enjoyable, but they just do not compare to their debut.  Fittingly, the first disc in this set is the best, amounting to a firestorm of Spector-tinged aural terrorism that rivals Psychocandy itself.  It's easy to argue that their sound was toned down considerably in-studio, not unlike the Stooges.  Some of these alternate takes literally sound like the band is collapsing in on itself--which they frequently did, actually.  Once they ditched the fuzz on Badlands, the band became a shell of their former selves, albeit a shell that could still churn out some solid bubblegum pop.  There are some amusing covers to be found ("Alphabet St." is superb), but not too much else to recommend past the first disc.  (3.5 stars)

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CHANGES:

- Clean slate today.  Dropped the bitrate on Power of Negative Thinking to save a little space.

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DELETIONS:

- Boss Hog - Whiteout.  See above.

- Green River.  See above.

- Damien Jurado.  He was selected from the list (#211), but I don't really like the guy that much.  He's a fine singer-songwriter...but there are plenty better.

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ADDITIONS:

- S (#700).  Slowcore/sadcore.  Member of Carissa's Weird.  Added Sadstyle, Puking And Crying, and I'm Not As Good At It As You.

- 50 Cent (#4).  Yes, that 50 Cent.  Added Get Rich Or Die Tryin'.

- The Members (#535).  New Wave/Punk.  Added At The Chelsea Nightclub.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

zero play count.

My system for choosing what music to listen to has changed over the years.

For a long time, probably since the day I upgraded to a 160gb iPod, I've been constantly struggling to listen to all of the music in my library.  When I finally filled it to capacity, the chase became a little easier to handle, and I gradually wore down my "Zero Play Count" playlist until it reached zero, a milestone I reached sometime last summer.  Unfortunately, on June 25th, my iTunes library was corrupted, along with every other previous library, so I was forced to start back from scratch.

Not only were the play counts reset--I had to completely rebuild the library.  I managed to eject my iPod successfully, so I had a copy of my original library to work with, but it was still a monumental pain in the ass. Any normal person would've taken this as a reminder that iTunes is a piece of shit program, but I apparently hate myself, to the point that I got a sick sense of satisfaction from staying up for weeks on end putting it back together.

It ended up being a positive experience though.  I ran into a lot of bands in my library that I really didn't like. Animal Collective, for example.  I cut down a lot, I upped the quality on a ton of old downloads, and just generally made my iPod better.  But there's no way in hell I would do it again.

Not having to focus on emptying that playlist opened me up to listening to a lot more music.  At work, I now simply shuffle my entire library to pick an album to listen to.  At home, I still use the "Zero Play Count" playlist, mainly because there's a sizable chunk of my library that is not exactly work-appropriate.  Noise, hardcore rap, grindcore, etc.  It's been a rewarding system so far, one that I plan on keeping up in the near future.

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PLAYLIST:

The Sonics - Psycho-Sonic

The Sonics are a great band.  Probably the greatest garage rock band.  But they're still insanely overrated.  People like to make garage rock out to be way more proto-punk than it really is.  The Sonics recorded in an ridiculously lo-fi fashion, which made the songs themselves come off way more aggressive and "punk" than they really were.  (Though Gerry Roslie really was an insane lead singer.)  Psycho-Sonic is a compilation that just becomes overkill after about 15 tracks.  By the 29th and final song, you just have to wander how many versions of "The Witch" a person really needs.  But while the compilation is flawed, the music is still undeniably awesome.  (4 stars)


Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand

This album is easily in my top-ten favorite albums of all-time.  I've probably listened to it a thousand times.  It's deliriously imperfect and infectious like a venereal disease.  Just sloppy, incredible pop delivered with all the lo-fi charms that I adore but cannot defend for the life of me.  Every song should have the lead guitar drop out of the mix a few times.  (5 stars)


Black Sabbath - Vol. 4

For a band that started every variation of doom metal known to man, Black Sabbath sure put out a bunch of shitty hard rock albums.  "Changes" alone is enough to trash this thing, but even the so-called hits like "Snowblind" are garbage.  I'll never understand why people call themselves fans of "metal" while they listen to weak-assed shit like this.  (2 stars)


The Hold Steady - Boys and Girls in America

I'm almost ashamed of how much I love The Hold Steady.  And Lifter Puller, for that matter.  Craig Finn works the same rock 'n' roll-as-mythology black magic that Bruce Springsteen did at his peak, only Finn throws in a lot more drug abuse and spiritual crises than your average Boss joint.  His lyrics paint horrible pictures of wretched people slowly destroying themselves and everything around them, yet he still manages to make you yearn for pain as pure as what his characters are experiencing.  He makes you want to feel as alive as the broken figures he leaves hanging in garish strings of gut-wrenching self-realization and inescapable streaks of masochism.  There's a celebration going on amid the walking dead, and everyone just wants to be invited.  Or maybe we all just want to party a little more.  (5 stars)


The Black Crowes - Before The Frost...Until The Freeze

I'm a bigger Black Crowes fan than anyone should ever be.  I might be the only person on the planet who actually sorta enjoyed Lions.  But even for me, it's hard to make anything out of this album.  Before The Frost is easily the best chunk of songwriting that has ever come from the Robinson brothers.  There's nothing as hard-hitting as even the weakest track on Shake Your Money Maker, but I think that was the point.  I can only imagine it was as easy to write as it is to listen to.  It just sounds like a bunch of guys making music they truly enjoy.  Until The Freeze follows the same breezy style, only with a much more deliberate country vibe that was hard for me to deal with.  As I once drunkenly tried to explain to a friend at a local honky tonk show, I don't know how to deal with twang.  I don't hate it, I don't like it...I just don't get it.  But these guys certainly do.  (4 stars / 3.5 stars)


Radiohead - Kid A

I can't think of a more overrated album than Kid A.  We probably have Pitchfork to blame for that (though I've read just as insane thoughts on it from Chuck Klosterman).  It's a fine album.  It sounds great.  I love Radiohead, but this is maybe my third or fourth favorite album by them.  People always praise the general feel of this album, which does portray modern paranoia better than perhaps any other album I know, though it probably sounded more groundbreaking 12 years ago.  Now...it's okay.  It's grown on me more and more over the years, but then again so have OK Computer and In Rainbows.  (4 stars)

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CHANGES:

- Fixed a typo on "Girl O'Clock"--I upped the bitrate on Emergency & I last night and missed that mistake

- Fixed a typo on "I Ain't Hiding" from Before The Frost

- Deleted Psycho-Sonic and replaced it with the original three Sonics albums--Here Are The Sonics, Boom, and Introducing The Sonics.  They don't make album titles like they used to.

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DELETIONS:

- Black Sabbath - Vol. 4.  See above.

- The Sonics - Psycho-Sonic.  See above.

- The Meligrove Band.  These guys were one of the few remaining bands from my early college indie phase--and I use "indie" in the worst sense possible.  I finally came to the revelation that the only song I liked by them was "I'm Easy."  And it only took half of one track to figure out.

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ADDITIONS:

- Howling Hex (#412).  Side project by Neil Hagerty, of Royal Trux fame.  Added All-Night Fox.

- Thee Mighty Caesars (#811).  One of the many bands from the incomparable Billy Childish.  Added Caesars Remains, John Lennon's Corpse Revisited, and Acropolis Now.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

death grips.

I finally got to see Death Grips live last night, something I wasn't sure I'd ever actually get to do.  I was insanely excited for the show, and even though I tried to temper my expectations a bit, I still left pretty let down.

As soon as the band started, I pushed my way towards the front of the stage and stayed there for the first half of the set.  The crowd was a heaving mass of bodies, constantly pushing in every direction and screaming the chorus to every song as MC Ride towered over us.  It was an amazing experience, one that's hard to compare to any club show I've ever been to.  (The Black Lips came close).  After about six songs, the dehydration started to take over, and I fought my out to get water and a bit of fresh air.

From the back of the room, the show was a disaster.  I'm 5'11", and I could barely see Ride popping up over the top of the crowd.  Zach was impossible to see.  The sound was atrocious.  The backing track overpowered everything else, with Zach's drums occasionally ringing out to weak effect.  You couldn't hear Ride at all, save for the choruses, which were almost certainly boosted by the track.  It may as well have been karaoke.  It's hard to say whether it was the band or the Rock and Roll Hotel causing the issues, but it was disappointing in any case.

A tale of two shows, for sure.  Worth the money, but only if you plan on getting a little roughed up in the pit.

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I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to do this whole thing.  I figure I'll list the albums I listened to during the day and talk about them a bit.  I'm going to give them ratings on RateYourMusic as well--a site I've been meaning to dive into for years now.  Beyond that, I'll list the changes I made and address any conflicts I had with my selections.  Hopefully it'll work out and be mildly interesting.

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PLAYLIST:

The United States of America - The United States of America

I know I'm supposed to love this album way more than I do.  It's solid, and probably one of my favorite psychedelic albums, though that's a much weaker genre than anyone's willing to admit.  It's total sacrilege, but I'll take any Broadcast album over this, any day.  (3.5 stars)


The Strokes - Room On Fire

Seeing the Strokes on SNL in 2001 was my equivalent to seeing the Beatles on Ed Sullivan.  One of the true life-changing musical events I can remember.  Room on Fire isn't Is This It.  Not even close.  But there are enough decent songs to still make it memorable.  (4 stars)


Low - I Could Live In Hope

There are a handful of bands that seem truly incapable of making bad albums.  Low is one of those bands.  Easily one of their best albums.  (4 stars)


Belle & Sebastian - Tigermilk

Speaking of bands that can't make bad albums.  Blissfully entertaining as always, but lacks some of the great tracks that put their later albums on a different level.  Except for "I Don't Love Anyone"--love that goddamn song.  (3.5 stars)


Back From The Grave - Part Three

I am an absolute garage rock fiend, and Back From The Grave is one of the best compilations out there.  More primal than Nuggets, less pop-oriented than Pebbles, and more chaotic than damn near any other comp you'll ever find.  Choice cuts include "My World Is Upside Down," "The Kid From Cinncy," and "Varsity Club Song."  (4 stars)


The Wildebeests - Go Wilde In The Countreye

Speaking of garage rock.  These guys seem virtually unknown (around 1,000 listeners on Last.fm), but they shouldn't be.  They ape Billy Childish a little too much for my taste, but then again who the hell doesn't.  The covers are clumsy, but otherwise a fine album from one of the few garage revival bands I don't despise.  (3.5 stars)


The Velvet Underground - Loaded

One of the greatest albums of all-time.  Certainly one of the greatest pop albums of all-time.  Evidence that when Lou Reed wasn't actively fucking with his listeners, he was a songwriter almost without equal.  Too many great songs to mention--they're all classics.  (5 stars)


The Kinks - Face To Face

This is apparently considered the start of the Kinks' "classic period," and it sure sounds like it.  Better than the cookie-cutter albums before it, but lightyears behind the albums that were still to come.  Though it is fascinating to hear the trademark Ray Davies-style in it's infancy.  (3 stars)


Death Grips - The Money Store

I was admittedly disappointed the first time I heard this album.  The immediacy and sheer violence of Exmiliatry seemed to have given way to a much more commercialized sound, albeit one that was still warped and twisted in Death Grips fashion.  Further listens uncover a depth to the gloss, and the hooks dig into you harder and harder every time.  A visceral experience that makes you dance and sing along to the madness.  Time should be very kind to this album.  (4.5 stars)


Death Grips - Exmilitary

Still jarring album, no matter how many times I listen to it.  One of the few albums I know that truly sounds dangerous.  It's music that constantly threatens to go off the rails, a constant stream of menace and paranoia and pain that is simply astounding to experience.  Doesn't hold up quite as well as The Money Store, but it's easily better than No Love Deep Web.  (4 stars)


Bedhead - Beheaded

Everything about this album is lazy, right down to the title.  The songs aren't fleshed out, the trademark crescendos are weak, and a excessive amount of tracks are reduced to thin guitar and barely-delivered vocals.  The lyrics are bleak as usual, and arguably pack more of an emotional punch than that of WhatFunLifeWas, but the songs themselves simply do not compare.  It's still Bedhead though.  (3.5 stars)


Circle Jerks - Group Sex

Classic L.A. hardcore that doesn't take itself too seriously.  The songs come fast and hard, Keith Morris barks out his treatises with knowing command--what's not to like?  (4 stars)


Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Extra Width

For my money, this is the most perfect band ever.  Maybe not the best, but certainly the most perfect.  They have the formula down to an absolute science--endless riffs over a stone-cold groove, setting the foundation for Jon Spencer's shaman-James Brown declarations.  This album finds the band at it's peak.  Manic trash funk fueled by guttural death rattle blues, delivered like it's the Gospel itself.  And who are we to say it isn't?  (5 stars)

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CHANGES:

- Lowered the volume on Extra Width

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DELETIONS:

- None.  Closest I came was with Face To Face, but even mediocre early Kinks albums are still enjoyable. Can't say the same for the later albums.  *COUGH*muswellhillbillies*COUGH*

Monday, November 12, 2012

feed this end.


Everybody has a system.

Everybody has a way of doing things, certain things that keep them happy or sane or alive or all of the above on a daily basis. It's the hobby or addiction or belief that keeps the world at arms-length and stops the crushing burden of existence from finally breaking us down. It's Buddhism or heroin or 60 Minutes or feeding your kids or going to Cleveland Browns games. It's what you do to get by.

These systems are flawed. Every last one of them. They may be enough to get you out of bed every morning, but if you really break them down, they're simple, pointless things that will have little effect on just about anything. But we still have them. Because in the end we need to have something.

My something is my iPod, and my insane pursuit towards making it perfect.

Not perfect in the sense that the metadata is correct, that all the files are nice and neat and linear. My dream is for the music to be perfect. A flawless distillation of my taste in music. My soul, essentially, packed into a compact little rectangle—160 gigs, 4.9 ounces, 4.1 inches by 2.4 inches.

It's a goal I work toward on a daily basis, constantly tweaking my library, correcting errors, deleting albums that don't make the cut and adding new bands that sound interesting. I always hover around 30,000 songs (30,940 as of today), with proper track, artist, and album tags, plus artwork. I aim for a 192kbps bit rate, but it varies based on availability, production quality, and the album in question.

My iPod is always full. When I free up room, I add another artist, working from a list of artists I've been compiling for several years now. I've never heard of most of them, but a good deal are in my library already, just with missing albums. I pick from this list randomly, using a random number generator or having someone just pick a number, a system I rarely stray from. (I can think of very few artists I violated this rule for. Radiohead, the Strokes, the Mountain Goats, Death Grips...maybe a couple more.)

This part of the system is completely insane and ridiculously open to criticism, which I fully admit. But it works for me. There have been countless times where I've added an artist to the list, insanely excited to listen to them, only to be crushed when I pick them and they turn out to be awful. Almost always, these tend to be the big-name, over-hyped buzz bands that everyone's talking about the minute when I throw them on the list. And all too often, I'll pick a name I don't even remotely recognize and absolutely love it. There's a certain magic to the randomness that I enjoy.

This is what keeps me going. I listen to music at work all day, then I come home and adjust accordingly. I approach it with a passion that I share with few other things in my life. It may be a misplaced passion, but it's a passion nonetheless.

So, I've decided to document it here, because I find it interesting. I'm probably the only one who does, but that's okay. I imagine I'll talk about the music I listen to, the changes I make to my library, and the purpose of all of this, if there really is one. It should be fun.